Evidence Tier

Pick your level of paranoia

One-time payment. No subscription. Marv doesn't believe in recurring billing — it's how they get you.

Civilian
Free
forever
  • ✓ 3 receipts per day
  • ✓ Full OCR + Claude categorization
  • ✓ Marv as narrator
  • ✓ AI evidence polaroid (watermarked)
  • ✓ 20-sec voice verdict
  • ✓ Guilt Score + share page
  • ✓ Public leaderboard entry
No sign-up required.
RECOMMENDED
🕵️ Detective Badge
$2.99
one-time. keep forever.
  • ✓ Unlimited receipts, forever
  • ✓ 3 extra narrator voices:
    Southern Auntie · German Efficiency · Disappointed Dad
  • ✓ Monthly long-form spending autopsy
  • ✓ HD, watermark-free evidence exports
  • ✓ Private gallery (receipts never go public)
  • ✓ Priority processing

Frequently Interrogated Questions

Is this really one-time?
Yes. Pay $2.99 once. Marv audits you for life. No monthly charges. No trial traps. No dark patterns.
What's in the monthly autopsy?
Marv reviews every receipt you filed in the past 30 days and writes a case-file style report. Trends. Patterns. Accusations. It's a lot.
Do my receipts go public?
Only if you check the 'Submit to Gallery' box. Detective Badge members default to PRIVATE — your filings never appear on the public board.
Can I get a refund?
Email us within 14 days. Marv will grumble, but he'll approve it.

Suspect Statements

"I cut my DoorDash spend by 60% after Marv called my burrito a 'cry for help'."
— Anonymous, Brooklyn
"The voice memo made me cry. In a healing way."
— J.K., age 34
"I framed the evidence polaroid of my $8 latte. It hangs over my desk now."
— R.M., Austin
🔒 Secure checkout via Stripe · 14-day refund · No subscriptions